Slight Weapons Malfunction
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Oh nothing, just my heart breaking.
“What the fuck is wrong with you,” I whispered savagely to my computer screen.
GOOD GOD. How is his face just… seducing me… I feel like he’s undressing me with his eyes.
Unf he looks so slightly evil here.
“Check it out, Sammy. Bagged me an angel. Think it bleeds?”
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Jensen Ackles when he was 20-ish
I’m just going to sit here and drool, thank you very much.
Lol same /main reason I want to watch Dark Angel
The ONLY reason
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so… uh…
WOW NELL WAY TO START THE SEXIEST STRING OF COMMENTS I HAVE EVER READ
agentsex replied to your post: agentsex replied to your photoset: so… uh… gurl…
by the way, I think I just recognized Jensen by his penis, which is embarassingmostly10: no big surprise we have plenty of photographic evidence to go by
he does have a really fat head on his dick, the ridge there is really defined
jennycockles replied to your post:I bet when Jensen’s fucking a girl she can feel the ridge on that head goin’ in and out, and rubbing up against her g-spot if he gets the angle right
okay but what about when he’s fucking misha and pulls out almost all the way and just the head of him is holding misha open and misha’s writhing and whimpering and rolling his hips to try and fuck himself back on jensen’s cock OKAY
when Jensen is first entering Misha the head is the thickest part of his penis so he has to go real slow and push it in gently while Misha whimpers and bites the back of his hand and then suddenly the head squeezes past the tight ring of musclesit’s like the rest of his dick just slides in and bottoms out and then they feel like they’re locked together
I ran out of room (like jensen and misha lol)…………………….REALLY??
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COPE WITH ALL THESE GRITTY, VISCERAL COCKLES FEELS??????
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tv taught me how to feel.
now real life has no appeal.
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