Slight Weapons Malfunction
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Nick by Rick Day (1) | OMG! That butt!
that butt cant be real
I keep scrolling back to this and whispering “black magic” quietly to myself
I want to play his buttcheeks like bongos
Dude. You use a hammer with your hands.
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I. Uh. What were we talking about again? Hi.
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Those globes are too perfect to be real …where can I get one? possibly with the whole body attached XD
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Dude. You use a hammer with your hands.
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failbender reblogged this from spaceboyfriends and added:
this poor man has fallen over while trying to put his new IKEA desk together and jeezus, rather than, I don’t know,...
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Lol the commentsAnd also he looks to me like he just fell off a ladder or something and OH NO his screws went flying...
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unidentifiedspoon reblogged this from buttastic and added:
Sev I think this is what poupon meant when she said ‘inhuman butts’ BECAUSE THAT IS INHUMAN Those cheeks…those are truly...
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That is not a butt. That is not how butts work. What is this butt, I don’t understand.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING PUT THOSE SCREWS BACK IN THE BOX BEFORE SOMEONE...
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I want to put him in a cock ring and start hanging weights from it.
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me: there is a debate on my Tumblr dashboard me: about whether or not this guy’s butt is real me: It’s a pretty amazing...
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I love a good pin-up in the morning, yup yup.
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I’m sorry but that’s not how you do repair work.
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kittencuffs reblogged this from ballsdeepinballs and added:
Oh, but I assure you, that butt is indeed real. It belongs to the glorious Nick Ayler, professional stud. I want to...
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About Slight Weapons Malfunction
This is a fandom based tumblr. Mostly Supernatural with a smackerel of other shows/movies/games/things. There will also be puns, bad sex jokes (both bad jokes about sex and jokes about bad sex), 'funny' pictures, a handful of personal posts and a matching handful of porn and/or naked folks. 'Cause they're pretty.
Note: No ship is safe. I love a few pairings, like a lot of others, and enjoy other people's love of their ships enough to reblog and story-tag the fuck out of them. So expect anything and, eventually, everything.
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(For when Ask is wonky or when you just feel like submitting to someone. See, that there was a sex joke. Expect more of those, and of the same high caliber.)
Fic at AO3
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Note: No ship is safe. I love a few pairings, like a lot of others, and enjoy other people's love of their ships enough to reblog and story-tag the fuck out of them. So expect anything and, eventually, everything.
Links
Ask me shit.
Or submit me shit.
(For when Ask is wonky or when you just feel like submitting to someone. See, that there was a sex joke. Expect more of those, and of the same high caliber.)
Fic at AO3
My LJ
Posts I Like
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thymelock: #when rubato is art #rubato #that is a new tag for you #specifically for you
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sourwolf replied to your post: omg I successfully got my brother into game of…
i didn’t skip them either when i watched the...
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so going on the boat tomorrow and will probably be gone all day woo~
hopefully no sunburn.
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sparseparsley replied to your post: i should go to bed but instead i think i’m going…
GIVE IT
here you go :3
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tv taught me how to feel.
now real life has no appeal.
Okay so I write this for Carlos as a little going away present, because we had this...